lingering insanity - day 31

jeff thinks i'm fat:

i finally completed the first 30 days of the insanity workout. i have the set of 5 dvd's (that comprise the 30 days of hell) on-loan from my svelte friend carolyn. the dvd's were accompanied by this stupid, mocking calendar in which you are supposed to check off each day as you complete the workout. since my calendar of madness was full of checked boxes and i was basically finished with the dvd's, i figured i could just start over and do them in whatever order strikes my fancy each day.

oh but no -- jeff thought it best to buy me the complete 60 day set. exactly how should i interpret this? perhaps a surreptitious suggestion that mr. sanders should join in the lunacy? the new set comes with another f'ing calendar, some ridiculousness called "elite nutrition" and a brochure of young, fit people smiling (without beers in their hands). the elite recipes in the healthy eating guide are (not surprisingly) devoid of chocolate covered marshmallows, deep dish pizza, steak fries and anything that contains more than a tablespoon of peanut butter.

luckily i have already finished today's workout (pure cardio and cardio abs), so i don't have to take a second look at this rubbish until tomorrow. technically this is my recovery week which consists only of "core cardio and balance" (which sounds fairly easy, but probably isn't).

onward to the next 30 days of shaun t's insane abs.

tricia

p.s. the postman just delivered the mail, and each piece is covered in sweat.